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AAAT

We are pleased to announce that we have retained our 4 star status, both in the cabins and the park (they are assessed independently). Our assessor Margaret, noticed a few upgrades and changes in response to suggestions she made last year, so that was favourable. She was kind enough to take the time this year to explain the rather complicated assessment process to Sel, as she did for Karen last time, and listen to Selís thoughts re flying plans in cabins. While we all know why and what they are assessing, it is very interesting to have their thought processes explained...such as why stainless steel handles on cupboard doors are preferable to plastic ones, no matter if less expensive. We were also pleased to retain our 4.5 star rating in Amarco. Cleanliness and Maintenance rated ëOutstandingí so a big thank you to all our staff who work hard to maintain this good standard...pressureís on for next year now!!


Clarence River Business Excellence Awards

Karen and Anne attended the presentation dinner for the second CRBE Awards. There were 12 Categories to enter; we entered only one...and won! This submission was difficult to prepare as most awards expect an A4 page answer to the questions, whereas this selection panel required 1/2 page at most. The questions were quite broad, so the difficulty lay in accurately replying while being succinct. However, we must have done well enough...or maybe it was the photo of the staff wearing funny glasses & bunny ears?! Who knows? Our sexy trophyís on view at Reception!


Winter Visitors

Here they come! Some are already here. It gets earlier every year and every year we are eager to see them. We know that we are entering our fun, social time of the year!! Lots of laughs and silly costumes. This year we hope the crew notice our lovely new easy to wipe table tops - because of course Graeme was thinking of you (visitors + residents)...when he chose was told which ones to buy!!


Cuppa

Not to put pressure on Graeme and Anne, however our next Cuppa Day will be the very day they return to work from their Canada Holiday! We will have raffles as usual and of course, we will look forward to travel anecdotes - we know there will be a few! (We have seen a few of their photos on the Net and it all looks so very beautiful...and cold!) Time will be 10am as usual, bring pennies for raffles, mug and join us for some frivolity and food! Date is Friday 23rd May. See you there.


 Guess Who?...

* Tried to change batteries for the park camera, but put them in upside down and then got cross because they wouldnít work.

* Left the drill outside near the bird bath for a few days...the height on the roof must have gone to his head?

* Forgot that Koffee, Kats and Keyboards do not mix! Formula:  One cat + spilled coffee x blue air = no keyboard + scared airborne cat!!

Don't Mess with Kid

The children were lined up in the cafeteria of a Catholic elementary school for lunch. At the head of the table was a large pile of apples. The nun made a note and posted it on the apple tray:

ìTake only ONE. God is watching!î

Moving further along the lunch line, at the other end of the table was a large pile of chocolate chip cookies.

A child had written a note:

ìTake all you want. God is watching the apples.î

 

A poignant poem in honour of Anzac Day and our boys (and girls) in Iraq.

THE FINAL INSPECTION

The Soldier stood and faced his God,
Which must always come to pass.
He hoped his shoes were shining,
Just as brightly as his brass.    

"Step forward now, you Soldier,
How shall I deal with you?
Have you always turned the other cheek?
To My Church have you been true?"    

The Soldier squared his shoulders and said,
"No, my Lord, I ain't.
Because those of us who carry guns,
Can't always be a saint.

I've had to work most Sundays,
And at times my talk was tough.
And sometimes I've been violent,
Because the world is awfully rough.    

But, I never took a dollar,
That wasn't mine to keep...
Though I worked a lot of overtime,
When the bills got just too steep.  

And I never passed a cry for help,
Though at times I shook with fear.
And sometimes God, forgive me,
I've wept unmanly tears.

I know I don't deserve a place,
Among the people here.
They never wanted me around,
Except to calm their fears.   

If you've a place for me here, Lord,
It needn't be so grand.
I never expected or had too much,
But if you don't, I'll understand.   

There was a silence all around the throne,
Where the saints had often trod.
As the Soldier waited quietly,
For the judgment of his God.

"Step forward now, you Soldier,
You've borne your burdens well.
Walk peacefully on Heaven's streets,
You've done your time in Hell."

 

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